Sunday, October 19, 2008

The Sarah Palin Rap

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linda turner said...

Palin's almost rap number follows:

MEYERS - "And now, here to clear up some misconceptions about her campaign, Vice
Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin."

GOV. SARAH PALIN - "Thank you Seth, Amy. And thank you for the chance to come
out here. But I've been thinking it over and I'm not going to do the piece we
rehearsed."

MEYERS - "But you were so good at it."

GOV. PALIN - "I know. It was really fun. But my gut is telling me this is a
bad idea for the campaign."

MEYERS - "Are you sure?"

GOV. PALIN - "Yes, after a lot of thought. I think it might just cross the
line."

MEYERS - "Ok, well...in that case, Amy, do you want to do Governor Palin's part
instead, Amy?"

POEHLER - "I guess I could give it a try..."

MEYERS - "Do you remember it?"

POEHLER - "I kinda remember it ... (IN HARDCORE RAP DEMEANOR) 1. 2. 3..."

(A Beat kicks in)

"MY NAME IS SARAH PALIN, YOU ALL KNOW ME,
VICE-PREZZY NOMINEE OF THE GOP,
GONNA NEED YOUR VOTE IN THE NEXT ELECTION,
CAN I GET A WHAT-WHAT FROM THE SENIOR SECTION,
MCCAIN GOT EXPERIENCE,
MCCAIN GOT STYLE,
BUT DON'T LET HIM FREAK YOU OUT,
WHEN HE TRIES TO SMILE,
CUZ THAT SMILE BE CREEPY,
BUT WHEN I'M V.P.,
ALL THE LEADERS IN THE WORLD GONNA FINALLY MEET ME,

(FRED ARMISEN & ANDY SAMBERG enter as ESKIMOS)

POEHLER -- (contd)HOW'S IT GO ESKIMOS?TELL TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW ESKIMOS!HOW YA
FEEL ESKIMOS?TELL TELL ME WHAT YOU FEEL ESKIMOS! SAMBERG/ARMISEN --
ESKIMOS!ESKIMOS!ICE COLD!SUPER COLD!
EHLER -
"I'M JEREMIAH WRIGHT CUZ TONIGHT IM THE PREACHER,
I GOT A BOOKISH LOOK AND YOU'RE ALL HOT FOR TEACHER,

(The camera cuts away to Meyers and Gov. Palin enjoying themselves)
(JASON SUDEIKIS enters as TODD PALIN and stands next to POEHLER)

TODD LOOKING FINE ON HIS SNOW MACHINE,
SO HOT FOR EACH OTHER, NEED A GO-BETWEEN,
IN WASILLA, WE JUST CHILL BABY CHILLA
BUT WHEN I SEE OIL, IT'S..."

ALL -- "DRILL BABY DRILLA!"

POEHLER -
"MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE,"
FROM MY PORCH I CAN SEE,
RUSSIA AND SUCH."

ALL THE MAVERICKS IN THE HOUSE, PUT YOUR HANDS UP,
ALL THE MAVERICKS IN THE HOUSE, PUT YOUR HANDS UP,
ALL THE PLUMBERS IN THE HOUSE, PULL YOUR PANTS UP,
ALL THE PLUMBERS IN THE HOUSE, PULL YOUR PANTS UP,

WHEN I SAY OBAMA,
YOU SAY AYERS,
OBAMA!
SAMBERG/ARMISEN -
"AYERS!"
POEHLER -
"OBAMA!"
SAMBERG/ARMISEN -
"AYERS!"
POEHLER -
"I BUILT ME A BRIDGE AND IT AINT GOING NOWHERE!
OOOOOHHHHHHHH.
MCCAIN/PALIN
GONNA PUT THE NAIL IN
THE COFFIN... OF THE MEDIA ELITE"
SAMBERG/ARMISEN -
"SHE LIKES RED MEAT!"
(A MOOSE ENTERS)
POEHLER -
"SHOOT A MUTHA HUMPIN MOOSE EIGHT DAYS OF THE WEEK,
NOW YOURE DEAD
NOW YOURE DEAD
CUZ I'M AN AMINAL, AND I'M BIGGER THAN YOU
HOLDIN' A SHOTGUN, WORKIN' THE PUMP
Everybody party, we GOING ON A HUNT
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
YO I'M PALIN I'M OUT!

(AMY, SUDEIKIS AND SAMBERG/ARMISEN EXIT AS SNOW FALLS)

MEYERS - "I think you made the right decision not to do that."

GOV. PALIN - "You betcha."


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produces. Marci Klein and Mike Shoemaker are producers. Seth Meyers is head
writer. Don Roy King directs.

October 19, 2008 at 12:48 AM

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